My very first NOT ME MONDAY post...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.




Last week, I did not get so mad at my husband for misplacing my car keys that I left him a less-than-sweet voicemail. And, I didn’t feel only two inches tall when he used his keys to unlock my car, only to find I had left my own keys in the console. And, I didn’t forget to apologize. That wasn’t me.
I am not the mom who had 8 billion loads of laundry piled high on the bench in the living room, waiting to be separated, folded, etc. Nope, not me.
And if you come over to my house, after I’ve had all weekend to work on it, you would not still see 2 billion loads of laundry still sitting on the bench…You should know better than that.
That was not me who pulled into the gas station, after taking the boys to school, to pick up a nutritious breakfast of packaged donuts for my four year old. I mean, HELLO, what mom does that?
It was not me you saw in the drive through to buy my favorite, ridiculously priced coffee drink, when we are trying to adhere to a budget. I would never…
No, I did not ignore your call, email, text, etc, the other day just so I could get some quiet time, and I certainly didn’t ignore my mother’s phone call. No way.
Did you hear about the mother who forgot to read a library book with her son two nights in a row, even though it’s required homework? Yea, well, you know it wasn’t me.
I also would have never let the X-Box entertain my son while I checked my email, blogs, FB, etc…I am most assuredly NOT one of those mothers.
And you know, the rumors are not true, we did not have Sonic three nights in a row because I haven’t had a chance to go grocery shopping…That would be ludicrous.
Last but not least, I did not let the two youngest of my brood sleep in our bed the other night. I mean, they are wayyy too old for that, and I am a real stickler for rules. That kind of stuff just doesn’t happen at our house…


HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!